I just googled “college christmas trees” and I found some gems that needed to be shared
and my personal favorite
that last one…omg
Oh the spirit of christmas
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
Bryan Cranston reads a fan letter he received.
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams